Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Black People.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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