- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Knock Knock Yes?

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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