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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

cliché rebecca black joke.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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