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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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