What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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