Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What's big and white?

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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