- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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