I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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