- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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