What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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I would rape her

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Are you Drew?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Anti Joke

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