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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

im @ work, LOL.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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