Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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The Game.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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banana

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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