why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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kevin kim

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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