- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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