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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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