Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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420

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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The BCS

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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