- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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