Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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u jelly?

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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