- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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