- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

That's what she didn't say

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

i am and me is i

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What you reading? reading?

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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