What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Jersey Shore

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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