Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Anti Joke

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