- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Roses come in a variety of colors.

My tractor broke down.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

knock knock who's there me i kill you

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