- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

I pooped.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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i like turtals and kids

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

your moms my other ride

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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