Poop swing

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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PSN IS UP

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Women's Rights.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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im black

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Samraj.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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