what do u call a black man a black man

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A man walks into a bar

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womens rights

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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