A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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