Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Anti Joke

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