"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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lipstick pig

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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