- Anti Joke

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

speech and debate.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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