Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Joke.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Women's rights

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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