Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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