Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A man walks into a bar

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What's the difference between a duck

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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