- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's the difference between a duck

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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