Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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I was born.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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