- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

whats a willy? -brock

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

A baby seal walks into a club

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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