- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

purple pickles

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

David Silberberg is gay

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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