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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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