how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Woman's rights

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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