What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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more chocolate?

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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A women's opinion.

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canada

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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