- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

This is not a joke or is it

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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