Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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