Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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