JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Woman's rights

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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