I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock. Racism.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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