- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

its snowing on mount fuji

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Your mother is average.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.