Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Pull my finger ouch..

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Romans rights.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

At least I dont have AIDS.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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