Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

cliché rebecca black joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Xzibit

thumb_up thumb_down -11

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops