I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Women's Rights.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Neither does he.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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