- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black person by his name

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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