- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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