- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

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