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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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