- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

An English man walks into a pub.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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