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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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