- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

My penis is big... not.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Your mom.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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