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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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