How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Womens Rights

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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