Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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School

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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