Womens Rights.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Health food.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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