Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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giddy goat

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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