If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

whats a willy? -brock

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

How do you spell eight? 8

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