- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

whats long and green? weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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