A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A mans opinion.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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