What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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