- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

The joke below is absolute shit.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

the love boat

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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