What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

whats a willy? -brock

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How do you spell eight? 8

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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