Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

a pornstar comes early to a party

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Like this joke, bitch.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

try slamming a revolving door

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

fduck

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did Delaware? A coat.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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