What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

giddy goat

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Students, please find the surface integral.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

potatoes

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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