- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

you know whats funny... nothing.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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