- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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