a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Your biggest fan.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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There's my tractor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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The government

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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