A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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men's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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