Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

josh roberts got the d in geog

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats good about poland... fukk all

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man makes a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops