Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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