Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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