- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These Jokes suck.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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