This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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