What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Women's rights

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Christians pornstars.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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