- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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