Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Will nearis is here! Get it

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

canaan and mallory

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Womens Rights

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Donald Trump.

r u smart..... or ur black

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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