once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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charlie sheen losing

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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