Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

squirrels with massive bonerss

Donkey lips

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

An English man walks into a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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