What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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