Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Cleveland winning something

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Snarf Nuggets

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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