- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

You see how lame this is?

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Autism speaks but not really

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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