This is not a joke

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civil rights

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Religion.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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girls lacrosse

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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