Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Anti Joke

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