How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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42, that is all

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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