Potassium? K.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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