Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Ken wins!

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Reading books

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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