Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

im a dragon, no im not

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Get in the car.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

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