- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock Knock Not Yet

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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