Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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im a dragon, no im not

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Get in the car.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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