What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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hey, my names mark.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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