Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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A man... walks.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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the WNBA

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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My name is Harry.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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No.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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you

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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