How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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knock knock who's there no one

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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