- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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