- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

You suck big fat slobber

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Women's rights

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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