Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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you lose.

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boobs.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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hi bye

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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butt sex

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Anti Joke

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