My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Adele walks into the stables

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Black...

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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