- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Your mother is average.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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