What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Reading books

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Hello Braydon

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Adele walks into the stables

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Black...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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