Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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girls lacrosse

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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