Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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WNBA

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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