Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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DESERT

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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