- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

My children are huge mistakes.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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