What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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