Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Your Mom

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Pineapple.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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