Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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The Game

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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