- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009