What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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