What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

thumb_up thumb_down +18

69

thumb_up thumb_down +18

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Lil' Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Samraj.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

hey

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops