- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

This is not a joke or is it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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