What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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