- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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