How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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