Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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The WNBA

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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women's rights.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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