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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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