Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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