- Anti Joke

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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