- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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