- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

whats white and looks like paper paper

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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