How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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