Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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this is not a joke. jks

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's big and white?

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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