- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

0 + 0 = 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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