Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Obama

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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