You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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