Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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