What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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