a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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purple pickles

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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