Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Lil' Wayne

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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