- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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