- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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