Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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hit the thumbs down button

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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