- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

where do some birds live in? Earth

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

roses are red, violets are blue.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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