- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Im cute hehehee

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

vaginas are pretty!!!!

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Dance is a sport

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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