- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why was the gay guy sad?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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