- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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