Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's up brah brah

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Anti Joke

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