What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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