- Anti Joke

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile