- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

brian mcgee is gay!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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