- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

The Christian Bible.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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