Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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