- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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