- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

what happens every day? People die

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

brian mcgee is gay!

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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