Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

The BCS

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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