- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Fart

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Because she has down's syndrome

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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