Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Fart

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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