Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Womens' sports

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anyone??????????/

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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