- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A white person at Harvard

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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